Category Archives: Pure Awesome

So we have a restaurant/brewery here in S. Cal. The name tends to bring snickers to some of the more juvenile folks around here. Ok…. me. Ya, I admit it… I’m not above the giggles. The name of the restaurant is BJ’s. And my son loves BJ’s. … Um …. Well, anyway.

I do as well… their gluten-free menu is great. Yes folks, BJ’s…. gluten-free. *snicker* See… told you. You giggled too… admit it.

Anyhooooo…. yesterday I saw a TV spot for their new promo. Swear to God, people. You can’t make this shit up. Ok, someone did. But not me.

Their new promo: “Party for two.”

As in, “BJ’s Party for Two”

Or as I want to do on all their menus… add a well-placed comma, and make it,

“BJ’s, party for two.”

This reminds me of the Uncle Jack punctuation lesson. A comma is the difference between helping your uncle Jack, off his horse. And helping your uncle jack off his horse.

I really should have been an English teacher.
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I HAD to share this one. It made me laugh out loud. I know this was a kids’ movie.
But Despicable Me and DM2 was at the top of my giggle list. I love me the minions.

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It’s a little long. But you have to watch the whole thing.
Some days I feel like the mermaid…

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Suddenly I feel so lazy that my wifi still has the preset name. These are hilarious.
I have some work to do. Maybe I’ll go with, Don’tPutYourDogcrapBagsInMyYard.

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Clearly I missed something, going to a co-ed public school.

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Don’t you hate it when you forget your pants when you run out to Starbucks?

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I’m glad I didn’t go into journalism.
I’m certain I’d have never been able to keep up with such thought-provoking creativity.

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I ran across this on funnyordie.com. I’m not sure if it’s the hilarity of the juxtaposition of the adorably sweet moment with the Pug’s look of terror, or the fact that it looks like Frank the Pug (MIB) has been caught in a compromising position.

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I’ll end on this one. And wish you a happy weekend!
I hope all your moments are as sweet as this terrified pug’s. Only you’re less terrified.
And less hairy.

xo —lynn

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This is the coolest *snort* thing I’ve ever seen in someone’s yard. Except maybe the pornographic garden gnome gang bang scene. But technically that wasn’t cool. So I don’t suppose it would qualify. And I didn’t have a camera, so there is no proof that it actually happened. Nor that I had anything to do with it. Because I totally didn’t.

Check out the building of this piece of amazingness.

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What would the week be without a drunk baby meme?

You’re welcome. Oh, and there’s more where that came from.

 

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If you love evil cards, you will love this site…

I’m adding Bald Guy Greetings to my list of favorite hilarious card websites. I love this shit.
Do yourself a favor and check it out. And they totally didn’t pay me to say that.

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Ya. Ok. I’m sick of it too. But you have to admit, this poster is pretty damn funny. Creds where creds is due.

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I love a good photo bomb. I’m pretty sure this is my favorite one of the week. There’s another one in this horse-play collection that creeped me out a little. Like in a why is the dude in his tighty-not-so-whities in a horse corral. See if it doesn’t give you the heebie jeebies too.

 

 

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This last tidbit of awesome is something I tripped on as I was looking for home remedies for a sore throat that I’ve had for over a week.

 “Targeted” advertising is always a source of great amusement for me. I really would like to understand how they decide who is targeted in certain search queries. Or wait… mmmmmaaaaaybe I don’t.

I’ve been battling this sore throat, and I’m not big on taking medications. I’m more of a wait-it-out-til-a-limb-falls-off kind of girl. But the other night it was sucking the life out of me, so I went online to search for some home remedies—as well as the hours of the Minute Clinic.

My most enlightening moment came after I clicked the last slide of the “Ten Ways to Soothe a Sore Throat,” and noted the associated “for more health” links at the bottom.

Soooooooo… we’re searching “sore throat remedies,” and our related links are, “The secret to bigger, better orgasms,” “All of your sex questions answered,” and “Am I normal down there?”

How do they think I got this sore throat!? (which by the way Minute Clinic says it’s not strep… phew!) For sure I can tell you it had nothing to do with the links’ subject matter. Nor do I require the link info. In any way, thankyouverymuch.

So really? People with sore throats have a statistical bias toward dissatisfaction in the sack, and a general lameness regarding anything and everything sexualishy? *enlightened nod* Noted.

All you people out there with sore throats, health.com has some special info for you.

You’re welcome.

 

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Happy Friday, everyone. Stay healthy! You don’t want a sore throat. Because apparently targeted ad people will think you are sexually lame.

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Where did this week go!? I have some seriously funny shit that I’ve been squirreling away for y’all this week. So let’s get to it.

I don’t care if this was staged. When I saw this, I was all like, Holy shit I just shot iced tea through my nose. Which, if you’re wondering doesn’t hurt as much as soda, and not as gross as milk, but still is not a positive experience. And yes, I must have some sort of issue with my mouth-to-nasal-cavity reverse valve. Because this tends to happen to me on occasion. Yeh… TMI.

But anywooooo… is this “moon over 5th grade” not the greatest class photo in, like, ever? Check out the little girl’s face to the left of mooncheeks. It seems that her proximity to the raw biscuits isn’t really floating her boat. Thanks to these guys for sharing this. I will never be able to look at another class photo in the same way again. I don’t dare show this to my kids, for fear that they may try to crack this off themselves. That’s not a phone call from school that I need to get.

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Emma, I tip my tiara to you….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If this is the second most awesome thing he’s heard on an airplane, I really really really want to know what the first most awesome thing was. The next time I’m flying, I hope this guy’s my pilot.

Thanks to The Oatmeal for this bit of pure awesome.

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And now I give you, the difference in color perception between men and women.
I can offer you nothing more accurate this week than this… Thank you to these guys.

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I knew when it totally made me snort, I had to share this one with you.

 

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Yes. I’m so glad to know that hot lava is still alive and well in college dorms across the country. Hopping from sofa to chair to desk is a valuable skill in the workforce.

It’s also worth remembering that if you leave your arm hanging over the edge, the alligators under the bed will bite it off.

Keep up the good work, kids.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do yourself a favor and go to this link. These bar signs just remind me that people who hang out with alcohol are hilarious. And I either need to hang around these people more. Or drink alone more often.

Which reminds me.
I need a refill.
Now.
Right now.

 

 

I hope your weekend is full of giggles and fun. And you don’t fall in the hot lava. And the gators under your bed don’t eat your arms.

Cheers!

 

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There were a handful of things that made me giggle this week… and even snort. Sorry this is a little hastily thrown together tonight. The chuckles speak for themselves. There’s some funny shit out there, you guys. So here you go…

You’ll love this. Some people have all the fun. I need to hang out with this guy… too dang funny.

 

Now here’s a thought. Ever wonder how you’d survive a zombie apocalypse? A hamster ball, people.
These people are genius……. pure genius. I find the toilet facilities slightly lacking, however.

 

Yikes…

When your translator has had more of a “street” education, you end up with some pretty entertaining signs.

 

Nope, there’s nothing better than a good old botched translation. Check out the rest here. I promise you’ll laugh. You may even snort a few times.

 

 

 

 

Wooohoooo… it’s Friday. I don’t know about you, but it’s the weekend and that makes me happier than a corgi on stilts. And PS, someone really needs to buy me this for my birthday.

Have a great weekend, everyone. Like a corgi on stilts kind of great. xo

 

 
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I know I’m a bit late this week. The holiday threw me off a tad. But I did run across a couple of good giggly nuggets to share. Please… do yourself a favor. If you haven’t discovered The Oatmeal yet, and want to get lost for a while, go there. I’ve killed more time, laughing my ass off on their site this week. I love this sweet story about his whacked out cat. My particular favorites… the greeting cards. Four pages of pure hilarity. Get ready to cackle your asses off, y’all.

 

 

I love this. I think the best is the back tattoo…
“Yes, buying me a drink will totally work.”
Check out the rest of the giggle fest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Handing you a justified excuse to get soused on a work day seemed like the greatest gift I could offer up today. Especially since this week I’m a little thin on the laugh-wrap-up. It’s been a busy week with all the BBQing and blowing shit up on Thursday.

So take your flask to work. And the next time your job requires a little creative thinking, here’s your solution. Check out the full chart.

I’m sure you can make some very good use of it this week. Just refer your boss to this. Now I don’t suppose after handing you this little tidbit, that I have to tell you to have a good week. Do I?
You’rrrrre welcome!

 

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