Stuff that cracked me up this week

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This is the coolest *snort* thing I’ve ever seen in someone’s yard. Except maybe the pornographic garden gnome gang bang scene. But technically that wasn’t cool. So I don’t suppose it would qualify. And I didn’t have a camera, so there is no proof that it actually happened. Nor that I had anything to do with it. Because I totally didn’t.

Check out the building of this piece of amazingness.

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What would the week be without a drunk baby meme?

You’re welcome. Oh, and there’s more where that came from.

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If you love evil cards, you will love this site…

I’m adding Bald Guy Greetings to my list of favorite hilarious card websites. I love this shit.
Do yourself a favor and check it out. And they totally didn’t pay me to say that.

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Ya. Ok. I’m sick of it too. But you have to admit, this poster is pretty damn funny. Creds where creds is due.

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I love a good photo bomb. I’m pretty sure this is my favorite one of the week. There’s another one in this horse-play collection that creeped me out a little. Like in a why is the dude in his tighty-not-so-whities in a horse corral. See if it doesn’t give you the heebie jeebies too.

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This last tidbit of awesome is something I tripped on as I was looking for home remedies for a sore throat that I’ve had for over a week.

 “Targeted” advertising is always a source of great amusement for me. I really would like to understand how they decide who is targeted in certain search queries. Or wait… mmmmmaaaaaybe I don’t.

I’ve been battling this sore throat, and I’m not big on taking medications. I’m more of a wait-it-out-til-a-limb-falls-off kind of girl. But the other night it was sucking the life out of me, so I went online to search for some home remedies—as well as the hours of the Minute Clinic.

My most enlightening moment came after I clicked the last slide of the “Ten Ways to Soothe a Sore Throat,” and noted the associated “for more health” links at the bottom.

Soooooooo… we’re searching “sore throat remedies,” and our related links are, “The secret to bigger, better orgasms,” “All of your sex questions answered,” and “Am I normal down there?”

How do they think I got this sore throat!? (which by the way Minute Clinic says it’s not strep… phew!) For sure I can tell you it had nothing to do with the links’ subject matter. Nor do I require the link info. In any way, thankyouverymuch.

So really? People with sore throats have a statistical bias toward dissatisfaction in the sack, and a general lameness regarding anything and everything sexualishy? *enlightened nod* Noted.

All you people out there with sore throats, health.com has some special info for you.

You’re welcome.

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Happy Friday, everyone. Stay healthy! You don’t want a sore throat. Because apparently targeted ad people will think you are sexually lame.

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