I guess the OC Parks people feel our dogs’ south-of-the-tail dump station needs a bit of beautification. According to this new sign, we must now paint our dogs’ butt holes before they’re allowed to appear in public. I’m unclear what color they require… further research is needed. I’m guessing it’s fine, so long as it matches, or at least coordinates with the collar and pooch-pedicure.
After all, this IS the OC, and not looking good is not an option here.
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