Whoa, cool. It looks like there just might be help out there.
Photo: Dallas Kilponen
CHECK THIS OUT, YOU GUYS.
Wombats shit bricks. I swear, people. They poop cubes. Check it out for yourselves. And apparently some weirdos make wombat-turd paper? Now I’m imagining dog poop in a wombat poo paper bag. That should burn like a stinkass son-of-a-gun, huh? I may need to commit that to memory for future use. ••• Want more?
SERIOUSLY!? I’m thinking most boys know that boning a hornets’ nest is a bad thing. But I guess there truly are guys out there who will poke anything that moves. A+ for bravery. F for unadulterated, (or would it be adulterated?) stupidity. Dude, even I know you don’t go poking a hornet’s nest. Jeez.
Doesn’t Sweden have SWEDISH bikini models? Was this hornets’ nest the best option for this guy?
Here’s a couple of videos that I had to share…
I did not think I could possibly like this song any more than I do. Or than I don’t. Whatever. This version rates a solid Five Depends on the pee-yer-pants scale.
I’ve never lived alone. But I could totally see myself turning into this chick. She must eat brussel sprouts. Don’t you think?
Enjoy your holiday weekend. I’m going to go see if I can find some wombat-crap paper. I’m just weird that way.
